Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Blur blur teaching time~

Do you know.....
  • The body's strongest muscle is tounge.
    身体最强的肌肉是舌头。
  • A pig's orgasm last 30 minutes!
    一只猪的性高潮可以持续三十分钟!
  • Statistically, people are more afraid of spider then they are of dying.
    根据统计,人类害怕蜘蛛比害怕死亡还大。
  • All polar bear are left handed.
    所有的北极熊都是左撇子。
  • Butterflies taste with their feet.
    蝴蝶依靠它的脚来辨别味道。
  • A cockroach can live 9 days without its head. It only dies because it cannot eat.
    一只失去头的蟑螂可以活多9天。9天后的死亡是因为它没有办法进食。
  • Humans and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for pleasure.
    所有动物之中,只有人类和海豚是为了取乐而做爱的。
  • The muscles of your heart have the strength to shoot your blood 10 meters in the air.
    心脏肌肉的力量足够把你的血液射上10米高空。
  • It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
    当你打喷嚏的时候你的眼睛是张不开的。
  • Starfish have no brains.
    海星是没有脑袋的。
  • A statue in a park with a soldier on a horse with it's two feet on the air means the soldier die in combat. If the horse has only one foot on the air, the soldier died of injury from the combat. It the horse has all four feet on the ground, the soldier died of natural causes.
    公园里的雕像,如果是一个骑着马的军人,而马的双脚悬空,那表示该军人战死沙场。如果马单脚悬空,表示该军人死于战争中受到的伤害。如果四脚着地,那表示该军人死于自然原因。
  • Mosquitoes have teeth.
    蚊子是有牙齿的。
  • When the English settler landed in Australia, they noticed a strange animal that jumped extremely high and far. They asked the aboriginal people using body language and signs trying to ask them about this animal. They responded with "Kan Ghu Ru" the English then adopted the word "Kangaroo". What the aboriginal people trying to say is " We don't understand you" ("Kan Ghu Ru")
    当英国人来到澳大利亚,看到一种古怪的动物跳得又高又远。他们就用身体语言问当地土著那动物叫什么名字。那些土著回答“Kan Ghu Ru”,后来英国人就把这种动物叫做"Kangaroo"了。其实当时土著所说的“Kan Ghu Ru”意思是“我们不明白你说什么”
  • During historic civil war, when troops return without any casualties, a writing was put up so all can see which read "0 Killed". From here we get the expression "O.K." which means all is good.
    在历史上内战期间,如果没有人员伤亡,军队就会高举一个牌,上面写着的是“0 死亡”。正是我们现在经常会用的"OK" 的由来,所表达的意思就是一切都好。
  • In ancient England, people cannot have sex without consent from the King. When people wanted to have a child, they have to solicit a permission to the monarchy, in turn they would supply a plaque to hang on their door when they had sexual relations. The plaque read ..."Fonication under consent of the King" (F.U.C.K).This is the origin of the word.
    在古老的英国,如果没有国王的同意是不可以有性行为的。常人们要生儿育女,他们必须要向君主取得许可。取得许可后,他们会获得一块板,是在性行为是挂在门上的。那一块板上面写的是“在国王的同意下可以进行的性行为”。不雅的英文字(F.U.C.K)就是这样来的。
  • Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
    大象是唯一一个不会跳的动物

1 comment:

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